I was going to put this whole thing up unedited, but I had a few brain farts that led to some profanity and then I ate some pineapple. So I had to do a few cuts. I could have done more but I’m busy rewriting a big project and as much as I’d like to procrastinate and edit videos, I really need to get my ass in gear on that thing. Also: I want a cookie. I have tried to quit sugar like 15 times this month, and it never works because when I’m writing I CRAVE SUGAR specifically cookies, and there’s a great bakery within driving distance to me (which in LA is 30 minutes) so I can’t NOT get in the car and get myself a cookie. It helps my creativity….yeah, that’s it. By the time you read this I will have eaten a cookie (or two) and be filled with self-loathing and then I’ll be at my new standing desk STANDING and thinking about how many more dozens of calories I’ll be burning rather than sitting on my ass looking at social media. As you can see, I’m trying to better myself. But I’m still getting that cookie. Or two.